Guys are lucky

Sometimes I wish I was a guy.
Guys get it so easy... they really do. And it sucks!
1. Guys don't get a monthly period with pain so extreme that you can't even stand up.
2. Guys can pee while standing up without worrying about peeing all over themselves.
3. Guys can cheat on girls and it's o.k., but if a girl cheats on a guy, she's a whore.
4. Guys can have mulitiple partners, but if a girl does, she's a slut.
5. Guys don't get emotionally attached, Girls are just big balls of emotion.
6. Guys can fuck em and leave em.
7. Guys don't have to worry about getting pregnant.

Fuckers.