The word Crap

My dad walked in last night after returning from the store.
Dad: I bought peanut butter.
Me: Kewl!
Dad: I had to buy two kinds b/c Mom didn't want the ones I feed to the dogs. She thinks that if I put the spoon in and then put the PB in the kong (their toys) then get more peanut butter with the spoon, doggy germs will get in all the peanut butter.
Me: **thinks about the Peanut Butter** Eww dad! You don't do that do you?!
Dad: **rolls eyes** Oh come on! You guys eat ice cream after the dogs have licked it and you let them slobber all over your face.
Me: **somewhat disgusted but blushing b/c its true** So!
Dad: Well I got Jiffy for the dogs and see I labeled it (the jar says Puppy all over it) and I got Skippy for us.
Me: What? You bought the dogs the good kind and bought us crap?!
Dad: Hey! Don't use that word. And skippy isn't bad. It's more expensive.
Me: That doesn't mean its good! There's nothing wrong with the word Crap.
Dad: I don't like it and you better not say it.
Me: Oh come on!
Dad: If i said the word carpet was a bad word in this house, you'd better not say it.